I would add Half Life 2 to the list somewhere. I don't understand how anybody can actually think that game has a story, let alone a good one. It's a competently executed FPS with one killer gimmick in the gravity gun, not any kind of pinnacle of the genre.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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