Some of these I read, some I came up with. Got any good ones?
Constitutional chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Is the chicken being detained?
No.
Then it’s none of your damned business.
USSR chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the end of the bread line
Anarcho-Capitalist chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. There are no roads.
NSA chicken:
The chicken has crossed the road. This is suspicious activity, alert the FBI.
UK chicken:
The chicken has crossed the road. This is suspicious activity, alert the NSA.
Venezuelan chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see if Columbia had any toilet roll
Syrian chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pose in a photo shoot with John McCain
Somalian chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Something, something, warlords.
Reagan chicken:
The chicken said he would cross the road. Everybody thinks he did cross the road. He never crossed the road.
Bernanke chicken:
The chicken crosses the road 80 billion times per month. He’s trying to increase property prices.
Ron Paul chicken:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
People are sick and tired of hearing about chickens crossing roads.
