Goddamn it, there are a load of pussies on this forum.
Not one mention of Crown, or any other decent whisky (or Scotch) for that matter.
While I drink a lot of things, my personal preference is a nice Crown on the rocks in a very heavy old-fashioned glass. If I'm wearing a fedora while relaxing in a 60s style recliner, even better.
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I admit that I have always wanted to be Dean Martin. He was just so cool.
PS. Not surprisingly, I'm drunk right now. Fucking Jaeger.

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