Zappykins said:
Ha ha ha, is that even a game? At least I didn't say PS2 and Dance Dance revolution! |
It's an actual thing!
For about an hour, you will sweat from the heat generated by pure rage while working out the controls. You will be expected to lean in various directions on the balance board to control your footholds, and reach with the Wiimote and Nunchuk to grab onto handholds. Be prepared for much in the way of horrible shivery feelings from the realistic bonecracking sounds and visual feedback of limbs bending in disgusting ways.
If you have the patience of Buddha, and you feel that you have mastered the controls, you may then seek to sweat some more by taking half an hour to climb 15 feet, for the sole purpose of playing a Gibson Flying V at the summit.*
Do this many more times until you have completed the game. Knowing that you have endured PHYSICAL and MENTAL anguish to complete a game with an insultingly simple concept, you will be able to claim your hardcore membership. The only thing harder than this is to sit through a cinematic game with a bullshit gameplay : storytelling ratio.
IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL THING. I HAVE DONE THIS.*
* With an Epiphone Explorer
WHERE IS MY KORORINPA 3
