fishamaphone on 05 June 2007
New ROB device. Wii is a multiplayer console, but some people are lonely. With modern AI tech, Nintendo can release a robot buddy that actually interacts with the game, and learns against your moves. It will be called WOB, and it will look like the torso of a Honda ASIMO. It will connect to the Wii via wifi, and be compatible with any game. At night, it will monitor your motions, and calculate precisely when you enter REM sleep each night, and send this information to Kyoto via WiiConnect24. Nintendo will use this information to more accurately deliver you candy.
