I am glad you could glean the half-heartedness and levity of my response. Seriously though, your phrasing and approach to this issue certainly screams more like "douchebag" rather than decent dude with a personal ethical dilemma regarding a relationship.
And one last thing, remember that as a male of the human species, you are hideously ugly almost all of the time; it is only your personality, integrity and charm that will grant you a worthy mate (or mates if you are into that sort of thing).