hollabackenny on 04 August 2013
Ah, S.I.F's
You need to make a fake profile, call her all the harshest names you can think of related to weight. Once she breaks and starts crying to you, suggest going to the gym or diet to lose weight. Tell her you love her the way she is though but if she wants to feel better about herself, maybe she could look at her options. Motivate her. Then after a few months, have sex with the lights on.
