Screamapillar on 03 August 2013
It's nowhere near as much a waste of money as the War on Drugs is.
Pennies. Chump change.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
