What's the best way to break up with someone because they're fat?

[avais1993]

Dont break up with her, when she inevitably loses weight and you see her around your going to be burning with jelousy, what to do is replace every song in her phone with the rocky soundtrack, and buy her a one year gym membership for "the both of ya" but make excuses and make sure she goes alone.

She's got the right personality for ya, the fat can be lost...she'll need your support and few tricks first though, dont just give her a gym membership and say "lose weight or im going". Blend it ;)