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I hereby post some of my fave Chuck Norris Facts:
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a bleeping Indian.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the bleep down.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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