Why people be hating on dat Vita? (TL;DR version included)

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morenoingrato said:
As someone said, I don't really hate the Vita, but those fanboys (the fanboys, not the all the fans) are really hard to love, and that negative feedback transfers over to the Vita.

Yeah, I know how you feel.  I'd get a Nintendo device but I really don't look good in tin-foil.