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Everyone knows left handed people rule the world. I mean, consider that 4 out of the 5 last US presidents were all lefties (or is it 3 out of the last 4 and the next president also likely to be lefty, can't remember now).

And remember lefties, the righties are all out to get us. Thats why they invent things that are only for right handers and are even sometimes DANGEROUS to use left handed...remember that when a righty innocently gives you a pair of scissors to use (because they're probably hoping you cut off your hand).

I kid I kid!....don't hurt me righties...

edit: On topic, I'm left handed and proud of it.  Also, I use a mouse left handed, but set with right handed buttons!  BEAT THAT.