So I am Moving to the UK ... (HALP)

[winston000smith]

Cobretti2 said:

winston000smith said:

To the OP I must warn you, you will be disappointed by the customer service here, you will likely be disappointed by the weather here, you may well be disappointed with the food here and it's not as friendly as you might expect. Hopefully you will enjoy the humour that gets us through it all though, along with the safe knowledge that your neighbour is very unlikely to own a firearm.

He may also be dissapointed bhy the women there.

 

OP come to AUS

Weather = great

Food = so much variety you don't know what to eat.

Women = tasty

Friendlieness = about the same as anywher ein the wor;d you get your dicks.

This man does not have the social intelligence to realise it is wrong to generalize an entire nation's women - Aussies are the only cunts ruder than us Brits, basically - is that what you really want OP?

If you want to experience a deadly cocktail of prison colony genetics, marinated in lager and heated up in the baking sun, go to Australia.

If you want to go to the beach all the time and eat prawns on Christmas day, go to Australia.

Seriously though, I've lost count of the number of people who have emmigrated to Aus (probably thinking Neighbours is a fucking documentary) only to return disappointed within a few years...