I wish I could speak German then I would sound really intense when describing even the most basic things... I know a few words but not many... I know no which I love saying in German because it sounds like the word nine in English. I also know shit, shit head and dumb ass (dumb head). I also know the (das) but not much else. I don't think I would be able to pronounce most words correctly though. My tough is like a cow's tongue. It is thick and only knows how to help chew.
Not a huge Tool fan but love this song from back in the day. Sounds all evil but it is a recipe on baking brownies cookies I suppose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGAOqpBNxC8
Love the und keine eier part. Looked it up and I suppose it means and no eggs.