Jay520 on 23 July 2013
I would take ioi's job to bring this site to glory in a 10-step process:
1. Fire all current mods.
2. Hire receptionist.
3. Pay lilborex to return
4. Make Turkish, Mr Puggsly, and Lilborex head mods over the three main factions.
5. Every user must absolutely obey the head mod of their console of choice, except PC gamers.
6. PC gamers are MANDATED to post nothing but praise of console superiority.
7. Flash receptionist
8. Fire or mate with receptionist depending on her reaction to step 7.
9. If receptionist is fired, continue steps 2, 7 & 8 until a reception is found who accepts my body.
10. Enjoy the ensuing war of VGCHARTZ with my lovely receptionist sex buddy.
