Screamapillar on 17 July 2013
It's simple.
It's not a Wii, and it's not a PS3.
You have to pick one of the three, if you're shopping for a game console.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
