What do you tell people when you have to take a piss?

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Seriously, what do you say?

 

In Sweden I'd say that it's pretty common for people to say that "I have to take a dump" or "I have to take a piss" or just "I have to go to the toilet" but never ever "bathroom".

 

Do you use euphemisms when you have to take a leak or do you let your company face the truth?

 

 

I might add that a topic like this started an etiquette debate in one of the bigger newspapers in Sweden.