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Nintendo gets Banjo-Kazooie: Because that's where it belongs!

Microsoft gets Hogan's Alley: Because it'd feel right at home with all of the other shooters.

Nintendo gets Little Big Planet: Because it would fit well on a Nintendo console and Nintendo could make it control worth a damn.

Sony gets Urban Champion: Because this was clearly a Nintendo biased post to begin with. :P