Would you be a prostitute if you had kids to support and had no money?

[NintendoPie]

Just go into Walmart and tell the manager you want to be hired. Walmart will accept anyone, so they'll snap you up in an instant just like a prostitute on a busy week-day night.
(Or like one on OBT. Except you'll only get that reference if you live in Florida, which I suspect none of you do...)