c03n3nj0 said:
KHlover said:
c03n3nj0 said:
I can speak English and Spanish very fluently. I speak German well enough.
I desperately (well, not really desperately) need to learn Dutch since I just moved to Holland. On top of this I would like to learn Portuguese. It's the second most important Romance language after Spanish, honestly (shove it up your ass, French!) |
That's easy. Just get drunk and then try to speak English with a German pronounciation of the words. That should about nail it.
Oh btw, hast du schon die Redundanzüberdruckmessnotfallventile auf den Dampfflussschiffen der deutschen Dampfflussschifffahrtsaufsichtsbehörde überprüft?
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Umm, nein, Ich habe nicht.
(Was the point of that just to use the long-ass words? :P)
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Oh no, twas just to mess with him a bit. You really have no limit in how complex you can make the German language (while still being gramatically correct) in order to keep foreigners out of the language.
For example: You could express "school backpack" as "Schülerlernmittelbeförderungstasche" and still be correct, it's just that no one would actually use this word XD
