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spurgeonryan said:

You know. When you are on the beach in that speedo you fit yourself into, trying to act cool, then a Babe with a thong bikini and triangle top walks by you. You are on a busy beach, and that is when the panic comes in. Things are getting a little tight down below and everyone can see it. No hiding that in a speedo.

Or even a a pool in a swim suit or any other situation where it is nearly impossible to hid "panic" wood without others seeing it.

Hid in the bathroom? Act like you are getting a tan on the beach face down in the sand?

Have you had it? What do you do?

If you're going to wear a Speedo, then you accept the fact that everyone and God knows you have an erection, and you just accept it.  Why be embarassed?  If your wife says something, just blithely say "I was looking at her, but I was thinking of you and I."

Smart men where layers.  Heck, even actors wear two pair of underwear when they're being filmed in their underwear.  One to keep everything together in it's place, and the other to hide it if it doesn't stay there.