"After having my south mouth plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my cocoa channel. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my minge mucus foaming from my pink velvet sausage wallet, his veiny quim prod is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and creamy load in my puckered brown eye created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With my vertical smile now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start plunging my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week."
how can people read this?? I just read 2 quotes and barely made it to the end.
