BloodyRain on 04 July 2013
So, found this while browsing the internet. So post your first generated message, lol Heres mine.
"The feeling of his gentleman's relish oozing down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With my flappy meal now much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to start probing my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his battering ram soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my herring hole was trickling like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. My meat purse was trembling like jelly."
So here's the link and post your results!
