Screamapillar on 24 June 2013
People love having a villain to blame everything on. The fact of the matter is, Mattrick and others are responsible for making the Xbox what it is today, which is the most successful console on the market, and also by far the best online infrastructure, hands down. Sony and Nintendo aren't even close.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
