I had 8 girlfriends, banged 42 girls and kissed more than 100 (not really sure if it was 132 or 135).
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







