mibuokami said:
It went through several edit before finally getting locked down and pissed of mods: "It is said that Morgan Freeman once narrated his adventure to the north pole, in which he harpooned a whale at a range of 400 meters. He has been dubbed 'The Slayer'." "AHEUAEUHEAHUAEUHEAEAUEAU BRAZIL" "and more recently known for the slaying of the Microsoft Xbox One on June 10, 2013. He is now waiting for his sentence, which is a assumed life time in a spa. He is also facing charges of sexual assault against the Gamecube and the WiiU. He is now taking drugs so he can rape the xbox faster. he is also working on a formula that increases sensations while raping Xbox's." "Arrest and Resignation; On June 10, 2013, he was arrested while on stage at Sony's E3 2013 conference for the live burning of Xbox One, which was taken to the hospital with major life-threatening 3rd-degree burns. Xbox One later died the next day. Currently, Jack Tretton is in jail, waiting for a trial in court." |
ahh man, thats great xD
