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Zappykins said:
badgenome said:
Does the new controller spy on you?

I talked to the head of programming, and he said only if you are suffering from trollism - which it detects by going into the "E Space" quantum leap exploration through a double TARDIS Doppler core - it will give you a mild electric shock at first – that can escalate using the anti-matter feed back of the crosses streams parallelism.  It will eventually, through the Perovskite feed back loupe form a whine intense tachyon.  It is fed by more one hates and it can expand so that the full asymmetrical ferric core, and the person holding the controller, is eventually sucked out of this reality, if the negativity is powerful enough, and left stranded in the phantom zone.

But, even trolls can set the privacy settings to the level they want - the setting are really flexible.  So anyone could set he levels of security that allow them peaceful sleep.

I guess the lesson here is: So the lesson is don’t be a troll!  I think we all learned something today.

 

Ha ha,classic post. Thanks for sharing your experience with the controller, it wounds like the new rumble is good! Which is nice as even if i dont get an xbox one i will still get a controller for my pc.