Are Sony and Nintendo colluding to take Microsoft out of the gaming industry?
A story this big needs a hard-hitting journalist like myself.
PS4. Xbox One. Wii U.
Both Nintendo and Sony knew 4 was greater than 1. They also knew that Microsoft has a history of giving their products stupid names(Windows Vista). They knew this wasn't going to be an impossible job, Gameception.
They just needed a way in. Thankfully, Microsoft's dreams were always online. So they infiltrated Microsoft's dreams which were filled with bags of money and DRM. They carefully planted the idea that Xbox 720 was a horrible name and that their new gaming console shouldn't be about gaming at all. No it should be an all in one entertainment device that they should dub, Xbox One.
After planting the ridiculous idea Sony and Nintendo retreated, however some of Sony and Nintendo's ideas for first party titles were lost inside Microsoft's head.
Then all they needed to do was wait. Nintendo wanting to have front row seats to the disaster, elected to pull out from E3 to watch the massacre from the sidelines.
Microsoft showed off the many first party title's that Sony and Nintendo woefully left behind. It seemed like Microsoft was going to win, but it wasn't over yet...
When Jack Tretton walked on stage, Sony and Nintendo knew the time had come. Jack unleashed a bombshell and verbally molested Microsoft like a catholic priest. That was it! It was time for the ultimate practical joke, the best joke Sony and Nintendo could come up with! Microsoft had been violated and Sony shouted "Help! Help! Microsoft has been brutally violated! Call an ambulance!" Nintendo bursts through the building in an ambulance shouting, "Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!". And now I've wasted a minute of your life.
