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Angelus said:
Bong Lover said:

Well now, there is no need for such brutish language. We must not get so angry that we come up with fanciful ideas such as flipping a coin to determine what is right, or worse yet, lose our manners. This is quite frankly the most outragous nonse I have ever seen, and we will have no more of it.

I can only suspect that this coin flipping tomfoolery is the very thing you talked about earlier as you're excellent idea. It is not going to work, and what is more I will not *allow* it to work.


Listen up Marry Poppins, how about you do us all a favour and take an elevator up the nearest skyscraper, then jump off with your fancy little umbrella, and let the wind carry you wherever fate should so choose. Preferably into a meat grinder, or in front of a speeding bus. We live in the real world here, and that world is dark, and cruel. Chance is the only justice here.

Harvey, what utter nonsense. It's quite apparent that you are ill qualified to talk about the real world, and even if you did have some grasp of reality in the back of your deranged mind I think you would be quite surprised at what the real world really is like.

It is not long ago I did jump into a meat grinder and while it is intresting to observe how sausages are made, it did feel a little undignified. I think I will refrain from doing it again, especially on the recommendations of someone of your stature.