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In times like this, I like to look up to Peter Griffin for guidance:

"“There are two types of people in this world. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They’ll do what you want, oh yeah. Oh yeah, you better believe it buddy, they will do what you want. Because they know, they know what you want. Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you, me big American man.”