Males of Vgchartz: Have you ever tried to have sex with your significant other while they were sound asleep?

[DaRev]

cannonballZ said:

ghost_of_fazz said:

dallas said:
I think that sleepsex is one of those nice untruths that couples pretend toI act on...... How could she not wake up while you're boning her?

- He has a micropenis

- He has a penis as hard as this: http://victoriabelanger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/rainbow-jello.jpg

- Her lady parts are as loose as an old sock

Actually, your forgetting the mixture of pills and alcohol. My ex got addicted to xanax and drinking. She was inanimate and deadlike in bed, I left her because of it. I kid you not, you can shove a cucumber up the ass of a passed out girl on xanax and she will NOT feel it. At least not until she wakes up several hours later. I hate to sound like a rapist here, that was not the case at all. She consented and even encouraged it, she loved it. But I didn't, it made our sex life go to shit. 

So this sounds like it happened more than once. Its strange as well as you say she encouraged it. Sounds like you to had a freaky relationship, with no sex till she's passed out lol.