ghost_of_fazz said:
- He has a penis as hard as this: http://victoriabelanger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/rainbow-jello.jpg - Her lady parts are as loose as an old sock |
Actually, your forgetting the mixture of pills and alcohol. My ex got addicted to xanax and drinking. She was inanimate and deadlike in bed, I left her because of it. I kid you not, you can shove a cucumber up the ass of a passed out girl on xanax and she will NOT feel it. At least not until she wakes up several hours later. I hate to sound like a rapist here, that was not the case at all. She consented and even encouraged it, she loved it. But I didn't, it made our sex life go to shit.