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ghost_of_fazz said:
dallas said:
I think that sleepsex is one of those nice untruths that couples pretend toI act on...... How could she not wake up while you're boning her?


- He has a micropenis

- He has a penis as hard as this: http://victoriabelanger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/rainbow-jello.jpg

- Her lady parts are as loose as an old sock


LOL and Eww.