i bought a bj when i got my first real job. it was a gift for myself.. a motivation to seek employment. it was terrible.
while working i worked up confidence to ask out a girl multiple times a day. i got laid a lot. i also got rejected a lot. one day i picked up two women, they met me at the craps tables after work. i won $150, i stopped cuz im smart. the friend got bored and they split. as i was leaving i noticed a hooker, gave her the winnings for the worst bj of my life.
i'd never do it again, especially now that i found a girl that loves me. actually her bjs arent that good either. but at least i dont have to wear condoms or be paranoid. if prostitution was cheap n clean i'd do it again. but for that we'd have to end its prohibition.
