Jay520 on 17 May 2013
Have you recently had sex with a tomatoe? If so, its possible that when you ejaculated into the fruit, your fluids and the tomatoe's fluids displaced each other via osmosis. And have you seen Spiderman? It's possible that you were bit by a red, radioactive spider which turned your sperm red. If so, your children will be born with red skin, red eyes, red sperm, but surprisingly enough, their hair will be blonde.
