Chicago man rapes peacock to death | Update: Swedish man rapes hornet's nest to his death

[Talal]

badgenome said:

Chandler said:
I read David Beckham and had to laugh. A peacock sure is very posh.

If it had been him he would have gotten off scot-free. His wife looks enough like a weird bird that it would have just been excused as an honest mistake.

If it had been him the bird wouldn't have minded. No homo.