Whole story:
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away there lived a very rich man who owned several pets. One of these pets was a hamster named Adolf. Adolf was quite the hamster, he would always be top of the class and captain of all the teams he tried out for. Then a big fat plummer viscously came and jumped on poor Adolf's head and killed him.
The hamster's owner, Dick Blower, then proceeded to look for the plumber, seeking revenge. He recieved a tip-off that a man named Luigi, who was also in the plumbing business, may know the killer's whereabouts. Unfortunately Luigi was indisposed at the moment as he was undergoing an operation to become a woman named Edna. The operation took a turn for the worst, Luigi bled to death. He had to find the killer so he broke into Luigi's house.
In Luigi's house, Dick Blower found indisputable evidence that bananaking had been sleeping with adolfs mother, Matilda, whom was a rather large bulbous woman filled with great joy. The fact that his hamster's mother was a human, and that she was found in Luigi's house, seemed to indicate.....eh I'm rambling now, aren't I. I really came here to talk to you about some delicious onions I found....They then ate the delicious onions and had sex all night, forgetting about Adolf's killer and living happily ever after.
Meanwhile...The man who killed Adolf, Billy, stood outside the window, watching...always watching... He could tell that bananaking was much, much better at sex than Dick Blower. As it turns out Billy was obsessed with Matilda and was always spying on her and sharing her interests. Currently, he longed for bananaking, and to feel banana's soft lips against his own one final time before mutilating his manhood with a fan.
Billy snapped out of his daydream and interrupted Dick and Matilda's coitus in order to reveal his real identity as Mario. Mario skipped away into the distance, cackling, holding Adolf's corpse in his hands. Meanwhile at Dick Blower's hotel room some shit happened.
The end.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
