They're clearly running out of actual things to do if city "health" initiatives are taking up this much of their time. Sounds like the Mayor's office could do with significant staff reduction so that everyone who's left only has time to deal with things like fire/ police, water, roads, zoning, and electricity.
Think of it this way: the money saved by reducing staff at the Mayor's office would instead stay in the wallets of NYC residents. They'd be able to keep more of their own money, thus they'd be able to buy more cigarettes and expensive sugary sodas. Buying cigarettes and soda contributes to the economy more than paying artificially high wages to busy-bodies in an expensive office building, where seemingly their only purpose is widdling their way down long lists of what to ban next.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
