Wow how lame is that?!? What a terrible idea!
1. Main demographic doesn't leave the house.
2. Socially clueless. Will be the worst tipped staff in history.
3. Half of main demographic will be awkward and take incredibly long time to order because they mumble their orders.
4. Other half has aspergers and will argue that their triforce burger wasn't seared to the proper temperature.
5. They will play videogames and stay there forever.
6. Will get shit-wrecked off 1 drink. Very little alcohol revenue from this crowd.
7. Will be loud and obnoxious as fuck.
8. Incredibly awkward birthday parties where guests will sing "i am alive" with tone-deaf squealing.
9. Will be the worst dating restaurant in the known civilized world.
10. HOLY FUCK 15$ FOR A BURGER. There goes the casual audience!
11. It's in Canada.
12. 9 kinds of fries, and 3 kinds of nachos. Originality to match the industry.
13. There will never be any chicks here, and the ones that do will all be taken already.
14. GOD DAMN, there is only ONE menu item that is eaten with a fork eaten with a spoon. PASS THE CONTROLLER BRO
EDIT: editted last item to say spoon, as it is a soup. Smart decision EXP, not giving the patrons here sharp objects is in your best interest.
