1. Build a mazelike mansion somewhere in midwest US
2. Use the house as a base for sinister genetic experiment while using medicine and pefume manufacturing as a facade
3. Laugh sinister as I manically scream "All this will be MINE, MINE,MINE!!!"
Beware, I live!
I am Sinistar!
Beware, coward!
I hunger!
Roaaaaaaaaaar!