Screamapillar on 29 April 2013
I don't think it's any more ridiculous or unfounded than the things people lay Nintendo out for. It's just this is the story of the month, so it's fresher in everyone's mind.
The hate and confusion will subside at E3 when all three console companies have their full lineups on display for all to see.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
