Males of Vgchartz: Have you ever been in a crowd or tight space and bumped uglies with another male?

[BradleyJ]

I would hope that you would at least have the decency to take him out to dinner afterwards.

To answer your question, I don't think so. But I was walking through a cafeteria once and my butt did slide against some poor girl's head...I never looked back, but I'm pretty sure it was quite traumatic for her.