OK here I go:
There is man from Japan
Who signs autographs as fast as he can
He says "I have to go"
And jumps out the window
For his name is Jackie Chan
^ I made that up in 30 seconds, I'll make another one up...
I know a guy from Spain
Who is always covered with rain
An umbrella won't do!
It only works for me and you
Sometimes he is very profane
1 more:
I saw a man from Mars
Who had many chocolate bars
I talked to him once
Trying not to be a dunce
And he replied "bzp js yo quasars!"