No way. Believing in those crazy theories is exactly what they want you to do. I'm not gonna play their twisted Machiavellian game.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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