i believe in giant space octopussy.... why should you join my religion.. well we are all about love and caare... and my religion of course invented empathy.. not you silly humans.. i am a direct descendant of the space octopussy.. but i am just like you simple peasants... except of course i get to sleep with little boys, while you have to devote yourself to refrain from sexual activities untill a ceremony that merges you and an (family approved) significant other... oh whats that? you like freedom... sorry, but from now on no drinking, smoking or getting up later than 8 am even in weekends. now of course women are welcome in my religion, but they should be treated like an object without any thoughts or abilities of their own.
now who is space octopussy you say? oh no one special really. except he did of course make the earth IN 5 DAYS!! take that "god, Allah, buddha and the rest of you imposters.. whats that? you dont believe me? well thankfully i have this old book lying around which was written by people who was with space octopus when he was wisiting earth.. true story bro's. now what i would all like you to do is hold each other's hands while we sing a brainwashing song.. i just mean song!... about our space octopus. meanwhile our local witch and negros that we have managed to enslave will be going around with a silver platter. please donate to the octopus.... he needs a new boy toy and those cost money if you dont want homeless ones.. thank you very much... please come again.. or you will go to a place of torment and eternal death. k thx bye :3
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