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bananaking21 said:
Bong Lover said:
bananaking21 said:

pretty much on any site on the internet i dont like to give out real info about me. i usually lie about where i live, name and age. so let me introduce my fake "internet" self

hi im David james, i either live in canada or UK depending if you live in either one. im 24 and im a graphic designer. why i chose david james? well he was an goal keeper for the england football team and he was so bad that i actually like the guy, and he is so bad that nobody will even remember him. so tell me about your fake interent self


Nobody remembers David James? You are kidding yourself. David James was the keeper that played a terrible game for Liverpool then blamed it on playing PlayStation all night.Also, capped for England in the World Cup, not a man anyone would ever forget.

OT: My real name is actually Bong Lover, which many people misinterpret to me bieng some sort of marijuana fanatic.


honestly you and another user are the only two who i met who remember him. but the thing is david james is a rather commen, and easy to remember name. so im 24 so they wouldnt just think that i am trying to be the famous and best goal keeper in history david james

btw what is this playstation all night story? 


Everyone knows David James, he still plays I think somewhere in the lower bowels of Europe.

Anyhow, waaay back in the day he played a terrible game and there was discussion about him not being stable enough to play for England and he said he was not in poor form, he had just gotten really carried away with playing Tomb Raider (I think it was) on his PlayStation and didn't get enough sleep.

If you are really interested I am pretty sure you can find something about it on Google, it was pretty widely ridiculed back then.