Screamapillar on 21 April 2013
In many cases, flip phones are already extinct.
As smartphones get cheaper and cheaper to produce, even the budget carriers like Metro PCS and Virgin mobile are doing away with flip phones and getting watered-down versions of HTC, LG and Samsung smartphones.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
