Mafia Round 55- The Venture Brothers

[A Bad Clown]

 

 

After a very brief blackout, the lights came back on, and everyone started getting pissed off.

“Screw this crap, I’m going to find those morons” Said Bodyguard Brock Samson

Brock walked around, before he spotted a female figure

“Hey big boy, come into this closet with me”

“Hell yes.”

Brock started to make out with the mysterious women when the door locked behind him

“Oh no…”

Soon there was a scream, and within seconds no one could find where Brock went.

  

Final Fan was Brock Samson, Elite Bodyguard 

 

 

The other guests finally realized who this woman was, and the Monarch declared

"Honey!? Where are you sweet checks??"

Doctor Girlfriend emerged holding the hand of her ex-boyfriend, Phantom Limb.

"Monarch, I came do this island to get some relaxation, and you had to come and spoil it."

"NO!!! This is impossible? HENCHMAN! Seize her!" -Yelled the Monarch

Then a monstrous voice came out

"EGJHEHGJGSJDG-HHHHHHH" Said a hunchbacked, disgusting clone of Dr. Venture's son Dean

"Oh that's my pet, his name is Deano. We've been locking away people downstairs so we can have a nice time. Dr. Jonas was very understanding so he locked you guys down here while we had a wonderful two day vacation together!"

"Really? You wasted two days of our lives for this? YOU WHORE!"

 

Dr. Jonas J. Venture came downstairs

"My apologies, I've been fiddling with the power supply for the past couple days. It's been shorting out, stupid Malaysian junk."

"ASSHOLE!" Screamed Dr. Venture as he lunged at him

The people who seemed to disappear came out of the closet Brock Samson had entered, and they were hungry, tired, and pissed off

"I had to drink my own piss!" Yelled Number 21

"I saw horrible things. No. DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!" Cried a horrified Dean

"Wow. Seriously. What of waste of my time." Said an pissed off Brock Sampson

Everyone started to converge on Jonas when suddenly...

 

"Dad, there's a bunch of OSI agents outside looking for Uncle J.J.!" Said Hank Venture, who had accidently been left outside for the past two days

"Why did you never look for us, you idiot!!?" Yelled Dr. Venture 

"Well Dr. Orpheus telepathically told me to go file his tax return"

Everyone stared at Dr. Orpheus, who himself could not see through the Phantom Limb's deception

"Well...GOODBYE!" said Orpheus as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke, only to reappear five seconds later

 

A container of tear gas rolled in, and everyone started choking as OSI agents poured in. 

"GET THE TAX FELON!"

Everyone became handcuffed, (sans Phantom Limb, for they could not find his arms) and were escorted out by a platoon led by none other than...

"TEN HUNT SISSIES!" 

"Col. Gathers, what are you doing here?!"

"This fine young lad alerted me to the fake tax returns Dr. Orpheus had been creating" Said Gathers pointing to Dean

Everyone inside spent the night in Federal Prison, except for Dean, who had been left in Jonas Venture's lab

"Um, where is everyone?"

"HEGHDGSHGDHSR-RRRRRR"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 

 

 Mafia wins

 

 

Night Actions

Name	Role	Night 1	Night 2	Night 3	Night 4	Night 5	Lynch
Final-Fan	Brock Samson (Town Elite Body Guard)	Save Prof	Save Prof
Nacho	Evil Hunchback Dean Clone (Mafia Goon)
Spurge	Phantom Limb (Godfather)	Kill Noctis	Kill Final_Fan
Astrogamer	The Monarch (Town Friendly Neighbor)	Message Prof	Message Benao
Noctis_Nox	Number 21 (3rd Party Lyncher)
Linkz	Doctor Venture (Town Vanilla)
Mario	Number 24 (Town Vanilla)
Benao	Dr. Orpheus (Town Cop)	Investigate Spurge	Investigate Linkz
Stefl	Hank (Town Vanilla)
Theprof	Doctor Girlfriend (Mafia Goon)

 

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