What is your wifes weirdest sex fantasy?

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Slimebeast said:

haxxiy said:
I don't have a wife, but two of the girlfriends I've had secretly wanted to do... something that sounded painful and couldn't possibly have resulted in children.

Buttsex?

And you didn't want to try it?

I choked while reading this. Don't ask why.