Screamapillar on 09 April 2013
I want the E3 of yore, when most things were announced at the show, and all the publishers didn't spoil 90% of their surprises before the actual press conferences began.
Give me back 2000-2006!
Every year we keep getting pre-E3 game unveilings months ahead of E3. ACIV was announced in February, for God's sake! It's just all way too early. It's getting earlier and earlier. Especially now with the Spike VGA's, we're getting earlier and earlier announcements. I'd much rather get it all at once, so that the press conferences are actually exciting again. E3 2012 had some of the worst press shows from the Big 3 that I've ever seen.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
